South Beach

Instead of continuing my Life on Mars marathon (there's always tomorrow), I am playing Samantha Brown on the Travel Channel. She's in South Beach. I'm jealous. I would like to be on vacation in South Beach. I'm just daydreaming now, about blue pools, and nice beaches, and warm weather, and swaying palm trees. Instead, I'm on page 20 of the tiny type document. Why is it taking me so long? Why am I so slow? How do people get these awesome jobs where they get paid to travel and have fun? How is that fair to the rest of us?