Tonight we went for dinner at a Chinese buffet restaurant. Since I'm still sick (which would be common knowledge had I actually posted that "week in review" post I drafted over the weekend), it was one of the safer options since they had (a) white rice and (b) options for everyone.
A few of tonight's best lines:
A little girl asked her dad for rice to go with the broccoli they just picked up. Dad's response: "Rice? Chinese people don't eat rice."
The people at the table next to us were discussing black holes and explosions. I wasn't really listening but then heard an interesting illustration: "What happens when you pop a pimple?"
Alvin's fortune cookie stated: "Q: How to make a scrambled brain? A: Add Television to a child."
If you're wondering what the other fortunes said:
Mine said, "Stay true to yourself. Your sure about this?"
My parents got one that said, "All thing has a cause. Look into your pass for answer."
I never realized how difficult it is for me to type sentences that have so many errors.