Delays

I was bored so I decided to see if Google Maps on my blackberry would
give me a route from here to Maui. It wouldn't.

So then I got driving directions to San Francisco for fun (which were
what I thought they would be - 80 all the way) and it told me it would
take 1 day and 19 hours. With a traffic delay of 8 minutes. Where did
they get that from?