Heavy Reading

Spent a lot of time today at Shoprite sans iPod. In that time period, I read:

• US Weekly (cover to cover)
• People Magazine (cover to cover)
• Marie Claire (cover stories)
• Cosmopolitan (half)
• TV Guide (the color pages)

I've learned all about Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama's romance (and how they were previously "friends with benefits"... TMI), Britney's smoking and tons of PDA with her fiance at the hotel in Marina del Rey (ugh), the Prada party and Mischa Barton wearing a $4000 dress to Taco Bell and having a fight with her rich boyfriend, Orlando and Kate (so cute! and so's the dog), Keira and her model guy, Paris Hilton's skirt blowing up in the wind, SATC fights, Angie Harmon's daughter, Sarah Jessica Parker's pretty dress, the Coach charity party... I have celebrity gossip coming out of my ears. I also read 3 issues of old People Magazines in the past 2 days, combined with the People crosswords and two New York magazine crosswords. Lots and lots of heavy reading - don't you agree? :)