Now I realize this will not help, and will probably increase the number of searches that come here looking for these things, but here is a list of things people have searched for and that they will not find on this site:
- Trailers to Grey's Anatomy (or descriptions of trailers)
- Carly Patterson's butt
- Solutions for cravings for grilled cheese sandwiches
- Crayon wrappers
- Desperate Housewives pictures with apples printed on them
- Theme song to the Contender - you won't find the name of it or the song itself, but you will read that I like it (although a lot of people arrive here looking for it!)
- A picture of Apprentice 2's Ivana showing her underwear
- Data on the target audience of Grey's Anatomy
- Diet Coke Sparkle commercial (I do like the ad, though)
- How much a spicy chicken sandwich costs at Wendy's (but the answer is that it varies by geographic location)
- Restaurant crayon packs
- Chickpea ceviche pictures
- Earplugs
- Grey's Anatomy theme song (I don't even know what it sounds like, it's so non-descript - no offense to the composer/artist, I just haven't really paid attention)
- Verizon commercial about "wondering what clothes to wear" (although I thought that was actually SBC Yahoo here)
- Boston + dinosaur + curse + Red Sox + Museum of Science --> I have no idea what this person was looking for, but I don't have it
And umm, a lot of these searches are TV-related. What does that say about me?
And this list isn't to make people feel bad if they did arrive here searching for these things. I just think that, in the interests of full disclosure, I should let people know upfront that they won't find them here. Saves them time and they can move on to a more relevant search result. I think I should do this periodically. It's fun. :) I am amused by the smallest things.
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