Occupation

I think I want to be a zoo panda.

 

You get to eat bamboo, probably your favorite food.  You get to sleep all the time, whenever you want.  You get thousands of adoring fans, who "ooh" and "aah" at you in person and watch you on webcams because they think you are adorable.  You raise a lot of money for the zoo (although maybe it just goes to the $3 million it takes to keep you).  You get to relax.  You get special custom-made fruitsicles and new toys on your birthday when you're a kid.  You're loved for being just who you are.

 

And I mean, seriously, eat, sleep and play.  Sounds like not too bad of a life.  And you're not in that much danger from other animals because you're in a zoo.  I think I want to be a zoo panda.