Expiration

I just looked at an expiration date on a bottle and said, "10/04? Oh good, it's won't expire until later this year."

And people wonder why I can recite a list of everyone's birthdays accurately, but am inevitably late with cards and stuff. Maybe it's because I never know what today's date is. (Not really an excuse, but it's actually absolutely true...)

Bah. Only 40.36%. I need to move faster.