Friday, December 10, 2004

Spongebob Melts

Spongebob is getting a lot of press lately.

First there were the spongenappings.

Now there are the spongemeltings.

Burger King has all of these inflatable Spongebobs that keep getting stolen - and now they're melting.

In Norwich, Connecticut, a 50 lb. 9' x 9' Spongebob melted into the rooftop heating system air ducts. The Burger King reported it stolen because the maintenance people didn't tell them it melted and was cleaned up. Since Burger King is offering a burger bucks reward "good for a year's supply of whoppers," I wonder if the maintenance people fessed up and got their reward.

But should you know where any missing inflatable Spongebobs are, tell Burger King Corporation! You get the reward - it's to "anyone providing information leading to the safe return of missing SpongeBob SquarePants inflatables."

Poor Spongebob. Thieves, melting... all he wants to do is live in his pineapple under the sea and make people laugh! :)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm too lazy to sign in to my account. Typing those extra letters is just too taxing. Anyway, is it just me, or is a year's supply of whoppers not a compelling reward? Whoppers just lack appeal. Are they the ones with the strange extra layer of bread? I would rather have the inflatable Sponge Bob. We could float him in my parents' pool.